Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 577 views
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Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
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"KHAIR MUBARAK"
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