Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, 

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! 

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1068 views

Sardar to Wakeel

Sardar:
Bachpan vich maan di gal suni hondi te aj a din na vekhna painda.
Wakeel:
Kya kehti thi tumhari maan?
Sardar:
Anni deya jadon gal e nien suni tey fer dasaan ki.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya

Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya?

A: Jado teacher blackboard erase karda si, ta Daler notebook erase kar dinda si,.. . BOLO tara-ra!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

USKA ZIMMEDAAR KAUN

kehtey hain ek ladkii k padhne say saaara ghar taalim e yaafta hojaata Haii

Lekin

Ladki k college jaaney se jo dus ladke fail hojaatey hain...
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USKA ZIMMEDAAR KAUN.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 MOLVI

aik molvi “yaar meri bhens sokhi hoi ghass nahi khati or doodh bi nahi deti”. dosra molvi “bhens ko hara chashma pehnao,who sokhi ghass ko hara samaj kar kha jaye gi”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

There is nothing more expensive

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...

when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.

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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..

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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)

Don't ever let girl cry......

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)